2 heaping tsp. sugar in a 12 oz. glass.
Add 2 oz. Plata Tequila.
Add the juice of three limons per glass. Key Limes may work. If all you have are lemons or limes, just have a beer.
Pro tip: Just cut off the end of the limon.
Put the limon in your limon squeezer and …
The limon should just about turn inside-out. Way more juice this way than cutting them in half.
Add a little more salt than you think is appropriate. Maybe twice as much.
Almost fill the glass with freshly-desalinated water straight from the RO system, but leave a little room for…
…ice. If your boat doesn’t have ice, buy a different boat.
Stir until the sugar is gone.
Sip while watching the little baby dolphins swim by.