An (excerpt from an) email from our good friend Matt:

“I’m thinking I would like to develop a pot on the next area of your body to receive an injury. Something like Head, Torso, Arms, Legs. (arms and legs include feet and hands. Ears included in head. Neck is part of torso. genitalia we just won’t touch). You could hold the money, winner gets half and the other half goes towards medical bills.

Put me down for $10 on your head.”

Obviously, I can’t hold the money or benefit in any way. Perverse incentives would kick in and my health would suffer. Please contribute further discussion in the comments.