“Look, you seem like a OK guy, so I’ll tell you straight,
the gulls are a little nervous.
Some are brooding one egg,
some have two eggs, but we’re not used to the people thing,
and we need you to give us a little room. I know you’re good, but…
…is that a Mermaid?
Did you bring a Mermaid on my beach? Not cool, man. Not cool. I hate mermaids.