One perfectly ripe Hass avocado, smashed into smoothness.
One Garlic clove, skinned and smashed. Two is better.
One Limon (Key Lime) juiced with a smasher of some sort.
One tbsp. either Pico de Gallo or Salsa or a roma tomato and a little diced onion, smashed. Two is better.
Three shakes of salt. OK, four. Five at the most. No more than eight. Nine is tops.
Smash it all up.
Serve with corn tortilla chips, or (better) the less salty whole fried tostadas.